Xiaoxiao Jianghu

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Description: He laughed with Lv Sigua and limped to the passage leading to the courtyard of the front hall. In the open space of the courtyard, there have been nearly a hundred disciples all dressed in yellow. They waited in silence for what the new God was about to give them. A red sandalwood armchair has been placed on the steps of the front hall, with a thick leather blanket on it, which is very luxurious and magnificent. Begonia and the five masters stand on the right side of the armchair. On the left side, there is a long table, which leads directly to the corner where the hall and the wing are connected. The table is covered with satin embroidered cloth, like the scarf embroidered with dragon and tiger patterns hanging on the sacrificial table in front of the temple. It is easy to imagine that this table is used for offering. But there is nothing on the table now. The front of the court was solemn, and everyone was looking forward to the arrival of the new God. But they were quite surprised that the new God would be like this! Xiao Chi came straight from the hall like an officer and soldier catching a robber, and his movements were no different from those of a three-year-old child. Little Chi reluctantly put on a white Taoist robe, and did not need to wear a mask. He jumped onto the armchair and put on a serious face. He straightened up his clothes, but his eyes kept aiming at the bottom of the sacrificial table, as if there would be some treasure. Lu Sigua, with a smile on his face, went to the sacrificial table, looked at the bottom of the table, and then made a "no" action. The two men glanced at each other and then turned to the believers. Xiao Chi smiled majestically and kindly. God will give you a surprise. From now on, there will be no distinction between Miao, Fan and infidel, because I will teach you to speak Zhongyuan dialect,Frosted Glass Cosmetic Jars Wholesale, which is the national language! Are you happy? Xiao Chi was foaming at the mouth and full of interest, but the audience was like a duck listening to thunder, and there was no response. I don't know what this little God was doing. You looked at me, I looked at you, and I was at a loss. There were not a few people who even wanted to laugh when they saw Xiao Chi's movements. Small Chi said a few times, the effect is not obvious, is not the taste of Begonia turned: "They do not understand?" Begonia smiled. "Yes,glass cream jars, they have never been so confused by what God said." Small crazy dry laugh unceasingly: "Really deflated!"! Are they really hard to wait on? The disciple could not treat himself as a fool. As soon as he changed his mind, he immediately said, "If you translate for me, you will say that I am talking about the secret of heaven. Oh, the secret of heaven is not something that anyone can understand!" Begonia thought to herself, "How can you come up with these crooked ideas to save face?" "Come on, I don't want to be a fool," said Xiao Chi. Begonia finally smiled and explained the meaning of Xiaochi in Miaojiang's words. The disciples suddenly stirred up and looked shocked. They looked at Xiaochi and really thought that Xiaochi was the incarnation of God! Seeing this, Xiao Chi smiled with satisfaction and said, "The barbarians are really easy to cheat. They sold you that day, and you thought you had ascended to heaven." Begonia smiled faintly and said, "God, they are very pious. You can't abuse them." "Then?" Said Xiao Chi? You tell them that if they want to understand the secret of heaven, Plastic Foam Dispenser Bottle ,Empty Glass Foundation Bottle, they must first learn from the Central Plains dialect, because most of the people living in heaven are from the Central Plains. Begonia couldn't help laughing when she heard this, and then she passed it on to her disciples. What she said was not as nonsense as Xiao Chi, but that God wanted to teach them the Central Plains dialect so that they could go to the Central Plains to preach in the future, which was much more tactful and acceptable. Sure enough, the disciples nodded frequently, and some even smiled. Small Chi does not know, also complacently smiling: "Rare you also understand to go to heaven to deal with the gods, to speak Chinese?" Lu Sigua joked, "Not only the Heavenly Court, but even the King of Hell is from the Central Plains. If they don't learn Mandarin, they will be miserable if they go to hell." "What do you know?" Asked Xiao Chi with a stare? There are gangs in hell. Don't you see that their gods have horns? This is similar to the Bull Demon King. After going to hell, he must have been robbed of his territory by the bull's head. He can't speak human language. What's so miserable? Have you ever heard a cow speak human language? "Of course I've heard of it," said Lu Sigua with a dry smile, "and I remember it clearly. When I was a child, my cow could speak human language when he saw a beautiful woman.." "It's so magical," said Xiao Chi in astonishment. "What does it say?" Lu Sigua giggled and said, "It always cries, 'Touch, touch,' as if it wants to touch the woman willingly.". ” He had aimed at the begonia and smiled even more narrowly, and the begonia laughed and smiled again and again. Cattle's cry is similar to the sound of "touch", which is compared to "touch" in human language by Lv Sigua, which is full of humor. "*** you!" Xiao Chi gave Lv Si Gua a butcher, but he didn't hit him, so Lv Si Gua dodged him. He laughed and scolded: Your cow is so lustful that he wants to touch a woman when he sees her? Is that all right? Lu Sigua jokingly sighed with regret, "So it only lived to be three years old, and then it suffered from lovesickness." Xiao Chi laughed derisively, "I think I got a rash, right?"? Such a color. The laughter of the two men was even more provocative, and the tender face of the begonia that could be understood could not help blushing. "No matter what, I always hear the cow talking. It's much better than if you don't know what to do when you ask." Xiao Chi shrugged his shoulders and smiled, "You may not see that!"! Do you know that my cat can not only talk, but also teach people to do good deeds? Lu Sigua, knowing that he was covering it, still pretended to hope: "Is it so magical?"? It teaches people to do good deeds. "Whenever someone asks him where he wants to go to burn incense and worship the Buddha, he will say something straight from the temple, telling people to go to the temple to burn incense and worship the Buddha, do good deeds, and accumulate Yin De. It's really a great merit!" His cat is much better than the ox of Lv Sigua. "Is this still a cat?" Asked Lu Sigua in astonishment. "You want to regard it as a person, I also do not object!" Small wart sneers at a way. The two of them showed their magical powers and made Begonia laugh endlessly. I really don't know how there could be such two people in the world. They said a lot of crooked things, which could make people smile, but they didn't have the heart to refute him. Lu Sigua laughed and said,Blue Bottle Serum, "Your cat must have made a lot of money." "There," said Xiao Chi with a smile, "he has now become the chairman of the Incense Guild. His future is limitless." He was so boastful that people thought he really had such a precious cat. penghuangbottle.com

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